Kilmer later ate this parade float, believing it to be made of root beer and ice cream.
Hey Baumer, easy on the Home Fries! Look at how fat you are these days! Also, my AT&T coverage is awful.
Even on vacaion, Jack has to work hard to maintain his status as the Lakers’ biggest fan.
The world is not enough for Pierce Brosnan, even if it were made completely of delicious ham hocks.
These days, Randy Quaid reprises his iconic “I’m baaaaaaacccckkk!” line from Independence Day, every afternoon at 4:30 at Chili’s.
And I’d still rather hang out with him than Fez.
The Trouble in Little China has never been bigger. Of course, none of this makes 1980 barnburner Used Cars any less incredible.
Roll on, Rulon! It should be fairly easy considering how fat you are these days.
And you’ve only got yourself to blame, role model Rulon Gardner.
For John Travolta, Old Dogs are footlong Hebrew Nationals that’ve made it 35 seconds without him demolishing them.